haha well this is the old me..

ALRIGHT WELL I KINDA WENT BACK IN TIME LIKE 2 YEARS THIS IS MY NEW(OLD) PICK OF ME WHEN IM IN 8TH GRADE HAHA I HAD SOMEONE LONGER HAIR BUT IT WAS WET AND BRUSHED (MY HAIR IS KINDA CURRLY THAT IS WHY MY NEW PICKS I JUST CUT IT SUPER SHORT) AND WELL IT USED TO GO DOWN TO MY NOSE HAHA AND I THOUGHT THIS IS A BETTER PICK OF ME AND YOU GOT TO SEE WHAT I REALY LOOK LIKE told you im a strait up rocker haha but my new picks kinda show the oppisit of that thats why you cant judge me on how i look anymore.. well yeah !

I vote you use a PERIOD every now and then!!

You have melted my brain and now it's oozing out all my head-holes!

Hurry Tank, Boats, Tee and Stabby...FILL THESE HOLES and stop the brain-loss!!
(you know what to fill them with. uh huh, that's the stuff)

It's ok Jay I can translate Bloodxmageiniese! He said:

ALRIGHT WELL I KINDA WENT BACK IN TIME LIKE 2 YEARS THIS IS MY NEW(OLD) PICK OF ME WHEN IM IN 8TH GRADE HAHA I HAD SOMEONE LONGER HAIR BUT IT WAS WET AND BRUSHED (MY HAIR IS KINDA CURRLY THAT IS WHY MY NEW PICKS I JUST CUT IT SUPER SHORT) AND WELL IT USED TO GO DOWN TO MY NOSE HAHA AND I THOUGHT THIS IS A BETTER PICK OF ME AND YOU GOT TO SEE WHAT I REALY LOOK LIKE told you im a strait up rocker haha but my new picks kinda show the oppisit of that thats why you cant judge me on how i look anymore.. well yeah ! bounce

and the translation is:

Verlily I hath traversed backwards in time perhaps two Winters. Behold mine new (yet somehow old) portrait of myself when I was but a wee lad in grade of eight. But I jest good sir! I presented long flowing locks long ago and yet my mane had been dampened and combed as it is e'er so slightly curly. T'is why in my new portraits I had traveled to ye olde barber shoppe to shear them down to my scalp as my locks tended to hang down below my nose. But I jest good sir! Verily I thought this portrait was a better representation of my person and thou art welcome to observe my features in a more flattering light. It is as I hadth told ye I am a bard of the purest heart. But I jest good sir! My new portrait may present the image that I hadth been in opposition to what I have always been all along but I assurest thou that I am what I say, for thou cannot judge a scroll by it's label! Truly sire!

You are fucking beautiful Tank!
God Damned BEAUTIFUL!

haha wow.. dude i was laughing that hole fucking time man tank you are crazy and i love you man. That was some crazy shit that you acualy took time to do that. i have to give you your props on that one. =D AMAZING

Haha. That was amazing.